I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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