You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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