You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
