I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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