with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
