is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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