i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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