would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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