it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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