i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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