Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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