For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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