He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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