that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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