another moral hangover. fuck.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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