Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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