Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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