after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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