There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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