You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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