if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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