Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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