if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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