9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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