all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
