when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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