Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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