Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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