your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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