just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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