also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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