i don't like sucking hair
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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