xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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