at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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