did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i think my cat just said my name.
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