Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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