STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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