how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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