do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Where is the hickey?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
