Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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