You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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