Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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