we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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