Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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