You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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