Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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