Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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