Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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