I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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