dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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