after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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