Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
operation harelip BJ is a go
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
tell me about the fingering
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